When
Spinal Tap guitar god Nigel Tufnel gave a series of interviews to ostensibly promote National Geographic’s Stonehenge Decoded documentary, he also revealed his own controversial theories on the famous English archaeological site to interviewer Jim Piddock. Impressed by the production but still in stubborn disagreement with its findings, the Nige-ster summarizes the conclusions of
his own long years of independent research.
Just remember three things: Dinosaurs, peat, and saliva.